Sunday, November 2, 2008

Chritmas

Sheila keeps asking me what i want for Christmas, I have no idea.  I don't have a lot of room as you have seen pictures of my room on the blog.  I know that last year the team said that they told their families to get them Amazon.com gift cards, you can order what you want movies, books, music and etc., this is in no way an endorsement or advertisement for me for presents, I just really can't think of anything else. I try to keep just plugging along staying in my routine, it seems the easiest way to get through this. If you start counting days and looking too far ahead it will drain the life right out of you, I know Benny the Bull and Johnny B know what I am talking about.  So as some of you know, I have a little aversion to, how do I say this delicately "little people". So word has kind of leaked out to the folks I spend most of my time with and they have started to rag me and send me pictures of "little people" on email. I will tell you that Afghanistan must be over the freaking rainbow because  there are enough lilliputians to make a hundred Wizard of OZ movies. I hope everybody is doing fine and hanging in there. By the way Kathy. it sure was nice having a polite political discussion with you, as always thought provoking. Good luck with your thing on Tuesday go Independents!!!!!!!!  For those of you out there not sure who to vote for simply choose "Write-In" and put a big Kevin P. Smith for King. I will remain loyal to all my subjects promise. Take it easy.   

8 comments:

Sheila said...

Hey Kevin, sorry about the whole "little thing" I had no idea what I started. I'm sure all the gang from MA are having a great time with that one!

I am getting a Christmas box ready for you now. Be sure and let me know if there is anyone there who needs a gift box so I can get something out in time.

I love you...

Sheila said...

Oh yeah, I'd vote for you in a hearbeat!! I think you'd do a better job than at least one of the candidates!

Sheila said...

Oh yeah, before anyone makes any funny comments, I forgot to mention that I am definitely not talking about John McCain!!

Jbogey said...

Shipmate...I'll send you some "Training" video's, they are space savers or night savers!!! I hear Nailin Palin is pretty good!!! Send you the Chrismas behind the seens, all exculsive blue-ray virsion!!! You realy need to send you family and friend a x-mas card with you and all the "little people" out their, it would beloved by all. something to think about! well we are down to a few hours on the unofficial count on the next president...McCain 08'!!!

Kathy said...

Yes, it is always a great time discussing religion and politics with you!! And, now we have another topic - Afghanistan since I've been reading The Kite Runner. I'm looking forward to hearing your experiences with the people there - visitors and natives.

Jbogey said...

Shipmate this ones for you...

One night these two midget brothers walk into a bar and one says "Man I'm tired of screwing midget girls lets screw real women." So the other guy agreed.

5 minutes later two blonde's walk into the bar and sit by the two midgets.

So the four of them get talking and the midgets ask if they want to come to there hotel rooms and stay the night and have sex.

So the two blonde's decide to go.

In the first room the blonde and the midget were getting it on when the midget says "Oh baby, I'm sorry this has never happened before, but I can't get hard"

So they give up and lay down to go asleep. But through the wall from the second room they hear "1, 2, 3 uh 1, 2, 3 uh", which keeps up all night long.

So the next day after the blonde's leave the brothers meet each other again and discuss how there night went.

The first midget says "Oh, my night was terrible. I just couldn't get hard."

The second midget replies "Mine was worse than that"

"What do you mean" said the first guy. "I heard you going "1, 2, 3 uh all night long".

To which the second guy replies "Yeah! I couldn't get on the damn bed"

JoeS said...

Here in MA where we just leagalized small amount of pot are now giggling even more at the thought of a bunch of knee-biters making Kevin nervous!!!

Mom said...

Hey Joe...
Wondered when you Massachusetts guys would jump in with Kev's phobia. Glad to see you on the blog. Mom Smith